Eric: We gotta get our apartment back, man.
Jack: You’re right, man.
Eric: I can’t spend another second in this place.
Jack: And why not?
Eric: ‘Cause the cute one’s looking at me.
Jack: You think Howie’s the cute one? I thought Nick was the cute one.
Eric: Oh, let’s get the hell out of here.
here’s part two! thanks for the suggestion @missalliv!
Eric: That is one big frickin’ picture of the Backstreet Boys.
Jack: The BSB rocks!
thanks for the suggestion @missalliv! part two coming soon!
Eric: No, not Eric. Not anymore.
Jack: Uh huh. That’s fine. That’s just fine…….Okay. What is your name now?
Eric: My name is Plays With Squirrels.
Jack: Perfect. Even more insane.
Eric: Insane? If giving away all your worldly possessions, renouncing society and learning how to purify and drink your own urine is insane. Mmm, yes, color me insane.
Eric: I look like a bison?
Jack: No, no, he was just saying that, don’t take it so hard.
Eric: How can I not take it hard? I see all the men look at me and point at me and avert their eyes and choke back their vomit!
Jack: Dude! Dude! Keep it down, alright?
Eric: No! I am butt UGLY!
thanks for the suggestion @lilisiah!
thanks for the suggestion @shaybaybayma!
thanks for the request @jekisah! i know this was requested a while ago but i’m finally getting to them all!