Topanga: Last night was our first night together as man and wife.
Mrs. Nelson: He’s still sleeping?
Topanga: Oh, yeah. I wore him out.
Cory: Okay listen, there is only one thing to do.
Feeny: Ho, ho! Is that the Stupid Idea Train coming ‘round the bend?
Cory: We have to pretend to still be apart for his sake.
Feeny: All aboard! Whoo! Whoo!
Cory: I think she’s trying to tell us something.
Shawn: Well, you know her more than I do.
Cory: Okay, okay. Bowl? Can? There’s trouble in the Balkans? Is that what the radio said, girl? …Uh, uh soup? Bowl? Soup…or bowl. Alright, soup.